SOAP - Come clean. Get dirty.

Saturday, April 18
SUB Ballrooms B&C (click here for Google Map)
9 p.m. - 1 a.m.
$6 cover
18+ to party, 21+ to drink (Bring ID)
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DJ Andreas will be spinning the tracks as hot and fresh as… something that’s hot and fresh. Wear your leg warmers, bangles, and your hair big — this party certainly will be.

This event will be catered with spinach artichoke dip, hummus, beef maki (?), and… Birthday Cake!

Come help celebrate Faisal, Natascha, and Ben’s birthday with us, and raise some money for future QSA programs.

The polls are open! We have a slate of 8 excellent candidates for next year’s Board of Directors. Four of them are competing for three restricted seats.

Please give each candidate your consideration. Click here to view and vote on the slate of candidates.

Furthermore, to help provide some consistency and guidance for the Board over the next several years, a new set of By-Laws has been proposed. The board cannot function without their approval. Please review them.

Click here to view the bylaws.

Polls will close at 12:00 a.m. Saturday, April 11.

The Kings and Queens are back and in full effect! Join QSA in our 2nd Revolution that is sure to rock the house!

Whistle in admiration as those Queens sashay their way across the stage. Grunt in appreciation at the weight those Kings put into their swagger. Howl in adulation as the Kings and Queens put on a show that you have been waiting all year to see!

Tipping breeds love and just see how much love you get as you tuck those bills into your favorite King or Queens mouth. Who loves you, baby? We do.

Doors open at 8:30, show starts at 9. $8 cover or $6 and a nonperishable food item will get you in the door. Food will benefit the Gallatin Valley Food Bank, monetary proceeds will benefit Bozeman AIDS Outreach. 18+ to enter 21+ to drink.

• What country raised a dike to head off the worldwide economic turmoil?
  (Via Dominic Holden, Slog)
• The religious right will have to travel to which state in order to attack “everything but marriage”?
• In a recent interview, who said his not-nude children’s character has made English boarding schools “something other than a hotbed of homosexuality”? (Full interview; Via Dan Sullivan)
• BONUS: What minor “flap” occurred in Tucson over last night’s Superbowl? (Via: Fleshbot [NSFW])

ANSWERS
1. Iceland has elected the first openly-gay prime minister in international history, giving Johanna Sigurdardottir the second worst job in the world. (See: The Onion )

2. Washington State lawmakers introduced a bill on Tuesday allowing same-sex couples all the rights and benefits afforded to heterosexual married couples, except of course marriage.

3. Daniel Radcliffe appeared for an exclusive interview with The Daily Beast’s Kevin Sussums. When questions moved to his Harry Potter stardom, Radcliffe said his star vehicle “has restored the reputation of the English boarding school. It has made it something other than a hotbed of homosexuality.” Though he could not claim the boarding school experience he “was surrounded by gay men from a very young age.”

BONUS: Tuscon-area Comcast customers were treated to 30-seconds of genital flapping in the 4th-quarter of Sunday’s Superbowl game. Evan Stone’s penis, however, was just doing its job.